Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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