yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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