she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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