I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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