this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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