i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
