She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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