I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.