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(309): View more from Illinois

I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town

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(480): View more from Arizona

Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.

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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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(509): View more from Washington

Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.

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(585): View more from New York

Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you

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(214): View more from Texas

You started having a threesome right in front of me.

(1-214): View more from Texas

lololol that's what happened?

(214): View more from Texas

Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.

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