It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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