I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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