Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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