on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think a kid would responsible me up
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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