Jerry, you need to find god
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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