Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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