Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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