did you get engaged???
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We're not piercing ourselves today.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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