I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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