Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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