the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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