There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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