I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
