I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
