i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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