would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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