Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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