YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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