This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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