I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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