My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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