haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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