If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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