So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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