hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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