I've blown a few things in my day
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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