its not stalking. its research.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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