My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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