Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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