whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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