He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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