It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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