Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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