i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you made out with another girl for some wings
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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