So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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