I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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