Having a random hookup so left but love u
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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