She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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