Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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