Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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