i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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