This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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