my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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