I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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