i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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