This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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