I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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