Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
